hmm.. don't remember buying this box of "green dragon" tea but i suppose i'll give it a try
huh my room feels warmer but i checked the temperature and it's still the same. also my skin is tingling weirdly. maybe i'm coming down with something?
tail
There's a post sitting in my flagged posts that's been there for three plus years. It's a pair of onions in a bag that looks suspiciously like a pair of fat tits. Apparently it's flagged for everyone and God i wish i could show y'all
Lord if this works
My betrothed is DMing and they said we see a “house on a fluffy hill.”
I started vibrating with excitement. The rest of the players were not suspicious.
Our warlocks imp started approaching and tried to enter the cabin and I started whisper chanting, “Baba yaga, baba yaga!”
A giant chicken reared it’s head and promptly ate the imp.
My betrothed then rolled out a photo they made of this baba yaga hut, which was just a chicken with an MS paint cabin on its back.
I’m so stoked to be marrying this person.
My magnum opus.
A fucking masterpiece. I proposed we tangle up the chickens feet like it’s an AT-AT, and it’s going pretty well.
Oh my god the chicken has a pecking attack, which we expected, and a raking attack with its claws, and THE CABIN ATTACKED BY FLINGING A TILE. THE CABIN ATTACKED US.
Stats for those interested:
STR +7 DEX +7 CON +1
INT 0 WIS -4 CHA -2
Speed: 80 Save DC20 Prof: 5
Size: 30x30 gargantuan
3 ATTACKS:
Flinging Roof Tile: +12 attack, 120/300ft range, 2d12+7 bludgeoning
Beak attack: +12 attack, 4d12+7 piercing, grappled
Raking claw attack: +12 attack, 3d6+7 slashing
Bonus Action: Dash of the chicken
LEGENDARY ACTIONS: 3
Fluff: Shakes and flings anything on it off 15-30 feet. Strength save.
Wing attack: 10ft range, 4d6+7 bludgeoning, Dexterity save or knocked prone
ALTMy new mission in life is to impart this wisdom to as many people as possible
IT'S ALSO USEFUL IF YOU HAVE TMJ DISORDER
in both cases: always start on the lowest setting and wrapped in something soft!! if it hurts, stop!!
But, re: sinuses: look up a diagram of where they are, and when a spot feels particularly good or is particularly congested, hold it there longer. Definitely keep tissues handy for when it drains. Also it can help if your sinuses hurt like fuck but aren't actually congested (which happened when I had covid), but the effect doesn't last long.
Re: TMJ disorder: You can just push it against the joint, obviously; if your vibe has a small contact point you can REALLY dig in there (but again: stop if it hurts). But don't forget the whole area around the joint, around your ears, and up your scalp. There's a lot of muscles that tighten when your jaw is tight/stiff/in pain. Be especially careful when on a spot that's just skin over a bone without a lot of padding.
vibrators can also help if you have restless legs syndrome! Especially ones with fancy pulse patterns. When my RLS is severe I tuck them behind my knees or wherever & can finally lie still & sleep. You might need to wrap them in fabric to avoid skin irritation ymmv. There was even a paper published somewhere called "counter stimulatory devices for RLS" that was hilariously vague about saying the word "vibrator"
Once again adding also useful if you have dystonia or any kind of muscle spasticity. I have cervical dystonia (neck spasms) and dystonia in my left leg that's essentially like persistent Charley horse cramps from my neuromuscular issues and bought a Hitachi expressly for this purpose lol
A vibrator has been recommended to me to unblock clogged milk ducts for anyone that may apply to
I learned about the sinus thing and immediately bought a vibrator for that purpose. And yes, it DOES help with sinus headaches.
I use mine to cum as well
When I became freelance, one of my first marketing contracts was fixing my boss' blog posts and articles that he had 'written' with ChatGPT.
It was the single most soul-sucking task I have ever done in my life. I could have ghostwritten it for them faster than it took me to edit it.
ChatGPT would often hallucinate features of the product, and often required more fact-checking than the article was worth.
It is absolutely no surprise that 77% of employees report that AI has increased workloads and lowered productivity, while 96% of executives believe it has boosted it.
The reality is that it's only boosted the amount of work employees have to do which leads to increased burnout, stress and job dissatisfaction.
Someone at an old job asked why I wanted to write up the meeting minutes for our team and I said 'i wanna control the narrative' and they were like 'what' and I pointed out that no one was gonna remember what we said in six months and so my interpretation of the meeting would dictate the assumed reality of what happened
"none of you ever send corrections when I offer the draft so y'all have consented to my version"
"we don't read that shit"
"you must trust me implicitly to create our shared reality that's so sweet"
That's how several coworkers decided I was a supervillain and how I learned several coworkers didn't understand record keeping as like a CONCEPT
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hmm.. don't remember buying this box of "green dragon" tea but i suppose i'll give it a try
huh my room feels warmer but i checked the temperature and it's still the same. also my skin is tingling weirdly. maybe i'm coming down with something?
tail
